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Personal Call Pete   Wednesday, December 18, 2002   And here I'd thought we'd stepped into the duldrums... WOW!!! That is all I can really say... wow. Rarely do things truly leave me speechless but on this occasion I have truly been stumped. I don't even have anything witty to say as I feel that anything I would add would merely detract from the conversation I heard today. So without further ado I give you the latest in the Pete saga. One I like to call... Whip me, beat me. Make me write bad checks to the ex-wife... "So lemme get this straight... Yer lookin fer one'a them Indianer Jones bull whips so's yer girlfren can tie you up and whup yer nekkid ass. Man o man... the truth fine'ly come out. You know what they call that doncha? BEEE and DEEEE... Bondage and discipline... thats when one's them there women gets all gussied up in black leather and hiiiiiiiii heals and comences ta' spankin ya...." I can't make this stuff up folks... 2:15 PM