The cubical jungle breeds strange officemates...
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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
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Monday, December 02, 2002
Think Globally Kill Locally
Well... Pete's been a'thinkin' it seems. Seeing as he has only killed a few small "dog sized" deer he has decided that he can no longer kill any more doe. It turns out that Pete has reasoned that if he continues to kill the doe's there won't be any buck to kill next year. Soooooooo that being said... Lets look at this in the "big picture" perspective. Pete was babbling on about how he was reading that when a doe has offspring they will all have twins... One male one female... twins eh? Well... we won't worry about that for now. So technically each deer will produce a member of the opposite sex in each birth. Imagine my shock to learn that deer always had twins!!! Think of the time this saves to get both kids out of the way in one swoop like that (given his track record ol' Pete could have learned a thing or two from the deer). So if you stop shooting the doe and stick to bucks then the doe's are free to go off and have more littl'ins... Wait... How does that work? If you leave all the females and kill off all the males then how is a doe supposed to procreate? Immaculate conception? Are we giving birth to the second coming? The veritable savior of the deer world? Bambis Christus? Just curious... So it appears there is a small hole that you could drive a Mack Truck through in his plan to only kill bucks. But given his track record for this season and the fact that he has added some technoligical gadgets (like I'm soooooo sure that works) to his death machine, I feel that the buck and for that matter any doe are pretty safe for the time being... Now hunting dogs on the other hand...
3:05 PM
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