The cubical jungle breeds strange officemates...
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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
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Tuesday, August 06, 2002
A whole week without Pete?!?!?!?
Whatever shall I do?
So Pete is off to face the courts and dish out a crushing blow to the ex in what hopes to be a triumphant ruling on behalf of moronic ex-husbands everywhere! I wish him luck for at last conversation before taking off to spend my tax dollars in needless court battles, he mentioned that his lawyer had said that they could both get thrown in jail for a few days by ignoring a court order to not discuss any aspect of the divorce or custody battle with the daughter. As anyone who has read this silliness knows neither have done that and, as a matter of fact, they have actually gone out of their way to bring her into the middle of this little (and I do mean little) battle of wits. So where will all this go how will the final ruling come about and more importantly what deep emotional scars will be gashed across the psyche of "Gooberette" (I can only assume that's his nickname for her)? There is a part of me, as awful as it must sound, that really wishes I could sit in on the court proceedings. I'd just love to know what they say and how this whole sordid mess will come to a head. I could only assume that the collective brain power of our two good folks could possibly toast some bread and that in and of itself could lead to some very entertaining moments. "Yer honer my ex wife is clearly a whore and I jist don wanna see gooberette grow up in that en-VI-RO-ment." then the ex chides back with "I'd done rather be a whore thena flacid ol' freak what can't luv me up right!!" Suddenly it comes to fisticuffs and Rusty the bailiff has to separate them as poor Gooberette looks on in horror. These folks need a nice dose of Judge Judy. She'd set em straight! So I guess no updates for a week unless I get any good info before then!
8:12 AM
Monday, August 05, 2002
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!
Killin' things and cemetery hoppin' with the Pete family
Pete has an unhealthy fascination with his deceased father. There I said it. I wasn't going to but I just couldn't help it. There are just too many weird things going on to not bring this up. I don't know what flips me out more the fact that his computer wallpaper is a daily changing image of his father or the "dead daddy" screen saver that comes on when his system is left idle. The scariest part about the whole thing is the fact that all of the pictures that make up these desktop accessories are also framed and hanging in the cubicle. It's just creepy.
So Goober and Pete went this weekend to visit Dad's grave, as Goober had not seen it yet. This began a tour of dead Pete relatives that could rival the last "Stones" nationwide tour. They cut a path through Mississippi stopping off at any cemetery and taking in the wonders and joy that only dead relatives can bring. Oh to have been a fly in the truck for that one!
"Huntin'" season must be coming up as Pete and Goober discussed new and interesting ways to kill defenseless woodland creatures. The latest? Muzzle loaded weapons! Nothin' says gettin back to yer roots like firing off a lead ball from a black powder charge into the throat of Bambi. Yeeeee Haaaa!
11:39 AM
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